It’s Time to talk about Kunyonga Monkey in Men

It’s Time to talk about Kunyonga Monkey in Men

So…my English teacher (teacher of English?) is one of those people who made it a criminal offense to start a sentence, much less a paragraph with ‘so..’. I never understood why. The thing is—from a writer’s point of view—is that you can use that word only once (maybe...

Live Your Nightmare: A First Date

Back when I was a highly impressionable young man with a sepia tinted view of the world, I always looked at things in twos. I loved dating, I still do, but I used to, too. I consider this our first date, and I know you are a bit nervous but I want you to know this; I...

Keep Your Nose Out of Your Friends’ Business

How To Advise A Man In Love: Do Not As the old romantic saying almost goes: if you love something, let it go – naturally while retaining a semblance of hope that it will come back. Is there anything left to say about that over-analysed institution, The Couple? What...

How To Fill a Big Man’s Shoes

Look, I know what you are thinking. Another writer? Another guy to fill in the shoes in this high revolving door? And, what’s his name again? From where? And you are right. I no more want to bore you with primers than you want to count the stars. I feel like the new...

Do Not Let Her Pay The Bills

Sigh. Men, pull up a chair. We need to talk. Here’s how the end of days will come: The offensive, we are told, will take many forms. The first sign may be the constant niggling. The cracks will then appear in your fraught relationships. The rupture will be your...

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