Help! How to know you are living in a Ghetto
If you know me then you know that I am cagey about where I perch. For a long time I had been saying I live off Ngong Rd. Chei! What I meant…
Mar 09, 2019 / 3min read. Read More
My life in a Bedsitter: Lifehacks and why you should date a man in a bedsitter
The way I am hungry – can life just give me lemons?!
Mar 03, 2019 / 3min read. Read More
How to buy condoms Kenyan Style
I hate buying condoms. That is a public declaration that you are going to have sex. Donge?
Feb 24, 2019 / 2min read. Read More
Gossip: It’s a man thing
Here’s a fact that will add absolutely nothing to your quality of life: the tongue rests at the roof of your mouth.
Feb 12, 2019 / 3min read. Read More
Why I was banned from going to weddings
Unpopular opinion. I go to weddings for two things: The cake and the kiss. Okay, the cake and the bridesmaids.
Feb 04, 2019 / 2min read. Read More
Why you should never set standards for gospel artistes
Sometimes when I buy a girl a drink she gets the wrong idea. She thinks I am just a nice guy buying her a drink. No no no no.
Feb 02, 2019 / 4min read. Read More
I hate small talk.
I’d rather drink sulphuric acid. Or watch grass grow. Or hang with Wilkins Fadhili (God bless his soul).
Jan 30, 2019 / 2min read. Read More